asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via lust-for-trust)

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

(via stupidteenageblogger)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via arynmckenzie)

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via collar-b-o-n-e)